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Super PAC

A frothy mix of lube and campaign funding that is sometimes the byproduct of politics

Chaka [ tʃɔ • kɔ ] (n.) : 1. The spiritual energy possessed by felines, esp. domestic cats ; 2. the cause of incessantly watching cat videos on youtube ; 3. the means through which cats control their “owners” – origin : early 21st cent. Parisian cat named “Bisquit”.

Storted [ 'stôr • tId ] : (adj.) 1. offset, cockeyed, screwy ; pertaining to objects in unharmonious positions ; 2. disturbed, perturbed, troubled ; regarding unsettled emotional states ; 3. intoxicated, drunk – origin early 21st cent. : calque from Italian (v.) storgere, (adj.) storto.

Herphlumpmagon [ hər • 'flûmp • mä • gôn ] : (n.) A multifaceted geometrical shape with irregular sides and incongruent angles, similar to a collapsed tent after drunken sexual intercourse – origin late 20th cent.: from American uff + lump + Hamm’s, cit. in The Gospels of St. Thom.

Touch-my-pussy : idiom (adj.) 1. Sentimental, tender, with emotion ; pertaining to moments in time, situations ; 2. melodramatic, sappy, cheesy ; regarding substandard artistic expression ; ex.: Titanic was such a touch-my-pussy movie – origin early 21st cent. ; variation : I love you man ! (when inebriated).